Yep, fuck cars. Fuck them all. Fuck Fords. Fuck Hondas. Fuck Subarus. Fuck your hatchback, your van, your truck, and your station wagon. They’re loud, they stink, they hog the road, they fuck up the air, they kill people and wildlife. Cars make us lazy, unhealthy, selfish, uncaring, reckless, and worst of all, unimaginative.
Now that cars have mutilated cities they’ve moved on to bigger prey: the entire Earth. The planet that gives us our very lives is being slaughtered just a little bit more with each new Expedition that rolls off the assembly line. Automobiles have waged a war on us. Now it’s time to fight back.